Wish I Was Ocean Size, They Cannot Move You, No One Tries
Here's the deal:I've decided that, once again, you Sillies, are going to help me.
So, thank you in advance.
In just a few moments, or days, or perhaps a week or two, I am going to publish an excerpt from an early draft of my book.
I am doing this, of course, because if I don't set a deadline for myself, and have someone outside myself holding me accountable, I will not finish my goal.
And ... if I don't finish my book by the end of my leave of absence, I will punch myself in the face.
As you well know, I am a very delicate flower, and a punch to the face, even by a sally like me, could lead to withering ... which could lead to death, by withering, or, even worse, an unsightly black eye.
I don't plan on punching myself in the face just once either.
It will be repeatedly and perhaps with brass knuckles or at the very least with the giant ring my grandma gave me for Christmas.
Thank you for saving me from this fate by tuning in.
By being there.
By being silly enough, dear Sillies, to pay attention to this tomfoolery.
PS: YES. The pics ARE backwards.
5 Sillies Said Something:
I'm here. Use me, abuse me, confuse me and in the end contuse me (rather than yourself)
Thank you for posting pictures for the backward people
You're in for it boy! And, you're welcome.
Always glad to be of help, especially when I'm not sure what I have been signed up for. Makes it more mysterious. I'm expecting to get a dossier with a cassette that tells me I have mere seconds to discard said tape before loosing a finger or two.
!!heY
If you are quite finished with the face punching, we are ready for our excerpt now. Thank you. Thank you very much.
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